Salmon Fishing in the Yemen

Romantic comedies are tough to digest, and there’s something fundamentally wrong with anyone who actually enjoys watching them. Seriously… how moronic do you have to be to sit through the same movie formula time after time. Boy meets girl. Boy and girl fall in love. Boy and girl break up. Boy and girl get back together. It’s four sentences that describe every romantic comedy ever made. While not all of them are uniformly terrible, it…

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The Everlasting Desire To Watch Beverly Hills Chihuahua

It’s a strange world we live in, and all you have to do to figure that out is realize that Beverly Hills Chihuahua actually claimed the number one spot at the box office the week it debuted online. Forget for a second the hundreds of assholes that showed up to watch a full movie with talking Mexican stereotypes, and just think about the concept of making a movie with talking animals. Why would you watch…

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The Iron Rose Deserves An Award

Whilst preparing to watch The Iron Rose online free, I pondered over its title and was intrigued; would it be a martial arts movie perhaps, or maybe a period production about civil war? After all, a name such as The Iron Rose certainly offered an array of possibilities. So when the DVD started and I was greeted by the promotional introduction for a ‘Redemption’ title, the sensation was one of distinct disappointment, as previous viewing…

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Festival Express

Festival Express is set in the 70’s and everything portrayed in this new documentary is old 70’s footage. Imagine being transported into the glorious past when all the best performers were still alive and giving off their best. Set in the summer of 1970, a series of music concerts were held across Canada from Toronto to Winnipeg to Calgary. The Festival Express full movie online was the brainchild of promoters Ken Walker and Thor Eaton.…

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